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Hi @Steve , so I hope I'm not going to come across as a giant arse here, but first, by all accounts you have a great product. Here are some ways I think your "Karissa spreading good vibes across Europe" campaign could be improved. These are serious suggestions that you may use for free. They are open source suggestions. Although these suggestions may not sound serious, they are: they are edgy, if you will:
1) In Ireland, Karissa gets creatively cussed out by an irate Irishman. He is angry because Americans always expect Irish people to say "Top o' the mornin'". The man pops a kava candy. He totally chills out, and even says "Top o' the mornin' to you", and frolics away clicking his heels.
2) In Norway, Karissa is completely ignored by diffident Norwegians as she tries to get them to try kava candy. Finally she gets someone to try one to make her stop bothering them. The formerly diffident Norwegian becomes very friendly, and they both frolic away clicking their heels. (EDIT: After considering the options, I would recommend that the diffident Norwegian be an elderly woman)
I know, these traffic in national stereotypes. But the legality of kava in Europe is still questionable, so isn't your target audience mostly in the US?
Sorry if I'm being a dick.
1) In Ireland, Karissa gets creatively cussed out by an irate Irishman. He is angry because Americans always expect Irish people to say "Top o' the mornin'". The man pops a kava candy. He totally chills out, and even says "Top o' the mornin' to you", and frolics away clicking his heels.
2) In Norway, Karissa is completely ignored by diffident Norwegians as she tries to get them to try kava candy. Finally she gets someone to try one to make her stop bothering them. The formerly diffident Norwegian becomes very friendly, and they both frolic away clicking their heels. (EDIT: After considering the options, I would recommend that the diffident Norwegian be an elderly woman)
I know, these traffic in national stereotypes. But the legality of kava in Europe is still questionable, so isn't your target audience mostly in the US?
Sorry if I'm being a dick.
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