nickbroken
Kava Enthusiast
Good news everyone!
The Boroguru micro is a hit! It's such a different spectrum of the kavasphere than the medium grind. It looks like a goldenbrown powdered sugar. The texture is very fine, able to be taken sublingually and dissolves beautifully leaving you in a state of wondrous bliss you could lose yourself in. The taste is wonderful I mean I could drink this stuff even if it wasn't kava. A slightly peppery taste with a hint of cherry and vanilla on the finish.
This stuff is fast attacking and potent, do not play with! Respect it and do not treat it like medium grind or it will Mike Tyson your senses leaving you in a lullaby, unable to pull yourself off of the canvas or wherever else you manage to crawl lying in a fetal position with a stupid hyena like grin on your face.
The effects are memorizing, they are instantaneous. The clouds part and a light descends from the heavens lighting your puny brain on fire giving super powers of enlightenment. I kid you not you will be able to levitate above the ground in lotus pose(you won't) in a stasis so deep you will change your name to Han Solo. You will hear the chanting of Ommmm in your ears, ego ceasing to exist going into a vegetative state so pronounced the only thing you need fear are wandering vegans.
The micro feels cleaner than medium grind for some reason. With medium grind you get a very have a nice relaxing inebriated feeling more sloppy(in a good way) than precise. The micro boroguru makes me a conscious dreamer, very introspective. I'm sitting in a chair, candlelight illuminating the room. Yet outside the volcanos are spewing forth ash, lava desecrates the nights sky, the aliens are invading and the world is being turned upside yet I don't care. This stuff is that potent that you could be falling at a thousand feet per second and just feel contentment with being able to experince this wonderful gift called life. Do not operate any heavy machinery nor try to drive a vehicle of any kind. I tried it get on my bike and fell within the first few seconds and lied there looking a fool, but I didn't care.(I didn't really)
This stuff is very sedating and honestly ideal if you have any kind of panic disorder. Half a teaspoon under the tongue and the kava police will be telling anxiety that it came to the wrong neighborhood. All in all this micro is a wonderful treat, lucky for me I have a micro sample pack in the way it's well worth the money and I feel more bang for your buck than medium grind. Do yourself a favour and pick up some of this wonderful kava from the most trusted name in the game.
*Edit* typos. Kava and auto correct don't mix.
The Boroguru micro is a hit! It's such a different spectrum of the kavasphere than the medium grind. It looks like a goldenbrown powdered sugar. The texture is very fine, able to be taken sublingually and dissolves beautifully leaving you in a state of wondrous bliss you could lose yourself in. The taste is wonderful I mean I could drink this stuff even if it wasn't kava. A slightly peppery taste with a hint of cherry and vanilla on the finish.
This stuff is fast attacking and potent, do not play with! Respect it and do not treat it like medium grind or it will Mike Tyson your senses leaving you in a lullaby, unable to pull yourself off of the canvas or wherever else you manage to crawl lying in a fetal position with a stupid hyena like grin on your face.
The effects are memorizing, they are instantaneous. The clouds part and a light descends from the heavens lighting your puny brain on fire giving super powers of enlightenment. I kid you not you will be able to levitate above the ground in lotus pose(you won't) in a stasis so deep you will change your name to Han Solo. You will hear the chanting of Ommmm in your ears, ego ceasing to exist going into a vegetative state so pronounced the only thing you need fear are wandering vegans.
The micro feels cleaner than medium grind for some reason. With medium grind you get a very have a nice relaxing inebriated feeling more sloppy(in a good way) than precise. The micro boroguru makes me a conscious dreamer, very introspective. I'm sitting in a chair, candlelight illuminating the room. Yet outside the volcanos are spewing forth ash, lava desecrates the nights sky, the aliens are invading and the world is being turned upside yet I don't care. This stuff is that potent that you could be falling at a thousand feet per second and just feel contentment with being able to experince this wonderful gift called life. Do not operate any heavy machinery nor try to drive a vehicle of any kind. I tried it get on my bike and fell within the first few seconds and lied there looking a fool, but I didn't care.(I didn't really)
This stuff is very sedating and honestly ideal if you have any kind of panic disorder. Half a teaspoon under the tongue and the kava police will be telling anxiety that it came to the wrong neighborhood. All in all this micro is a wonderful treat, lucky for me I have a micro sample pack in the way it's well worth the money and I feel more bang for your buck than medium grind. Do yourself a favour and pick up some of this wonderful kava from the most trusted name in the game.
*Edit* typos. Kava and auto correct don't mix.
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